Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: Chuck Norris urinated near a truck once. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.


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Joke: Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.


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Joke: The movie '300' was originally supposed to be called '1' and star Chuck Norris. But nobody would pay to see a million Persians die in 10 seconds.


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Joke: Chuck Norris' driving test was rough. He had to fail the instructor.


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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd, he has an entire constellation.


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