Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.

Joke: After Walker Texas Ranger it isn't credits that roll over the screen. It's a list of fatalities.

Joke: Chuck Norris eats steak with a plastic spork.

Joke: Jack be nimble and Jack be quick. But not even Jack could avoid Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't turn the shower on, he just stares at it until it cries.