Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris gets his cereal from the Home Depot.

Joke: Some people can ride their bikes with no handlebars... Chuck Norris rides his handlebars with no bike.

Joke: Most people use pepper to make themselves sneeze, Chuck Norris uses pepper spray.

Joke: Chuck Norris was in all of the Star Wars movies... You may know him as 'The Force.'

Joke: Like all babies, Chuck Norris was spanked when he was born. The doctor was found dead an hour later. Cause of death, roundhouse kick.