Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris has never had an eating disorder. He has however, eaten disorder.

Joke: All of Chuck Norris' toes are big toes.

Joke: Chuck Norris can spell any word with M&M's.

Joke: Chuck Norris has never been hit by rain. It's not that he stays inside, he just dodges the rain.

Joke: Chuck Norris tore a teddy bear's head off... And it bled.