Chemistry Jokes

Joke: One chemistry student asks another help. The other student says "If this homework was any more basic it would have a pH of 15.

Joke: Why did Avogadro get arrested for hoarding animals?

Joke: Which elements are the most religious?

Joke: A chemist and a physicist walk into a bar. The chemist asks for some H₂O. The physicist asks for some H₂O too. The physicist later dies.

Joke: Where do dangerous chemicals go?