Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Teacher: What is the formula for water?

Johnny: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: No Johnny, it's H2O.

Johnny: That's what I said.


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Joke: Why don't chemists like dubstep?


Punch line: They prefer to not drop the base.


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Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?


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Joke: Why were zinc and manganese dioxide arrested?


Punch line: They were charged with battery (zinc and manganese dioxide react in alkaline batteries).


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Joke: What kind of pants do chemists wear?


Punch line: Molybdenim.


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