Chemistry Jokes

Joke: How do you know you're driving way too fast on the road?

Joke: What did the gold say to the potassium when they jumped into the pool?

Joke: What is lead's favorite kind of music?

Joke: What is every pirate's favorite amino acid?

Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.