Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: When is it not suspicious to ask "Where is the chloroform?"


Punch line: In an organic chemistry lab.


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Joke: Chemist: You must be exothermic because I'm feeling how hot you are.
Girl: I think you're just endothermic, it's taking all of my energy to just look at you.


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Joke: What's the difference between cooking and chemistry?


Punch line: In chemistry it is recommended that you do not lick the spoon when you're done.


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Joke: What's Batman's favorite element?


Punch line: Sodium! Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Batman!


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Joke: Why can't chemists live in every state?


Punch line: We live in gas everyday, but it's hard to breath in liquids and solids.


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