Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: What is carbon-14's favorite video game?


Punch line: Half-life!


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Joke: Why did the kid wear swim trunks made of francium to the pool party?


Punch line: He was dressed to kill.


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Joke: What's the difference between a politician and a chemist?


Punch line: Have them both say unionized.


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Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?


Punch line: OMg!


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Joke: A girl asks her brother, "What's the difference between socks and cellular division?"

To which he replies, "Not much, they both involve mitosis!"


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