Chemistry Jokes

Joke: What is carbon-14's favorite video game?

Joke: Why did the kid wear swim trunks made of francium to the pool party?

Joke: What's the difference between a politician and a chemist?

Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?

Joke: A girl asks her brother, "What's the difference between socks and cellular division?"

To which he replies, "Not much, they both involve mitosis!"