Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show?


Punch line: CSI.


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Joke: One chemistry student asks another help. The other student says "If this homework was any more basic it would have a pH of 15.


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Joke: Why can't chemists live in every state?


Punch line: We live in gas everyday, but it's hard to breath in liquids and solids.


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Joke: A girl asks her brother, "What's the difference between socks and cellular division?"

To which he replies, "Not much, they both involve mitosis!"


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Joke: A bartender says "We don't allow your kind in here."

A faster-than-light neutrino walks into the bar.


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