Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?


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Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.


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Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?


Punch line: Nitrogen oxide (NO).


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Joke: Why did the chemist carry solid helium everywhere he went?


Punch line: He's about as cool as they come.


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Joke: Are you dry ice? Because you are sublime.


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