Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Why can't chemists live in every state?


Punch line: We live in gas everyday, but it's hard to breath in liquids and solids.


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Joke: A bartender says "We don't allow your kind in here."

A faster-than-light neutrino walks into the bar.


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Joke: Is Schrodinger's cat alive?


Punch line: The short answer is no. The long answer is yes.


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Joke: Why do white bears dissolve in water?


Punch line: They are polar bears.


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Joke: Organic chemists study carbon compounds.
Biochemists study carbon compounds that crawl.


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