Chemistry Jokes

Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"

Joke: Where do dangerous chemicals go?

Joke: Why is chemistry so complex?

Joke: Do you know the formula for sodium hypo-bromide?

Joke: What did Argon say to Potassium after he lost his electron?