Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"


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Joke: Where do dangerous chemicals go?


Punch line: The hood (fume hood).


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Joke: Why is chemistry so complex?


Punch line: If it was basic it would burn!


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Joke: Do you know the formula for sodium hypo-bromide?


Punch line: NaHBrO!


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Joke: What did Argon say to Potassium after he lost his electron?


Punch line: Get off my level!


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