Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.


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Joke: A bartender says "We don't allow your kind in here."

A faster-than-light neutrino walks into the bar.


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Joke: Is Schrodinger's cat alive?


Punch line: The short answer is no. The long answer is yes.


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Joke: What did the gold say to the potassium when they jumped into the pool?


Punch line: Dude, you're overreacting.


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Joke: What is lead's favorite kind of music?


Punch line: Heavy metal!


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