Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: What's the difference between cooking and chemistry?


Punch line: In chemistry it is recommended that you do not lick the spoon when you're done.


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Joke: Why was the cat so uncertain of life?


Punch line: He met Schrodinger.


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Joke: Why is water jealous of citric acid?


Punch line: Citric acid is a lot buffer.


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Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.


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Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?


Punch line: It's hard to bite through lead (Pb).


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