Chemistry Jokes

Joke: Is Schrodinger's cat alive?

Joke: When is it not suspicious to ask "Where is the chloroform?"

Joke: Tell me the symbol for Nobelium!
No.
Why?
Yttrium.
Oh!
Oxygen!

Joke: Why did the biologists fall in love?

Joke: Teacher: What is the formula for water?

Johnny: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: No Johnny, it's H₂O.

Johnny: That's what I said.