Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Is Schrodinger's cat alive?


Punch line: The short answer is no. The long answer is yes.


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Joke: When is it not suspicious to ask "Where is the chloroform?"


Punch line: In an organic chemistry lab.


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Joke: Tell me the symbol for Nobelium!
No.
Why?
Yttrium.
Oh!
Oxygen!


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Joke: Why did the biologists fall in love?


Punch line: They wanted to grow mold together.


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Joke: Teacher: What is the formula for water?

Johnny: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: No Johnny, it's H2O.

Johnny: That's what I said.


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