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Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?
Punch line: OMg!
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Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.
Punch line: But oxidants happen.
Joke: Why is gold such a thrifty element?
Punch line: It has a lot of free electrons.
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Joke: Why are protons more religious than photons?
Punch line: They have mass.
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Joke: Gold and fluorine walk into a bar and fluorine starts reacting badly with some of the other people. The bartender gets mad and says "AU, get the F out of here!"
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