Chemistry Jokes

Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?

Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.

Joke: Why is gold such a thrifty element?

Joke: Why are protons more religious than photons?

Joke: Gold and fluorine walk into a bar and fluorine starts reacting badly with some of the other people. The bartender gets mad and says "AU, get the F out of here!"