Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?


Punch line: OMg!


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Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.


Punch line: But oxidants happen.


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Joke: Why is gold such a thrifty element?


Punch line: It has a lot of free electrons.


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Joke: Why are protons more religious than photons?


Punch line: They have mass.


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Joke: Gold and fluorine walk into a bar and fluorine starts reacting badly with some of the other people. The bartender gets mad and says "AU, get the F out of here!"


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