Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: What compound don't you want your kid's report card to look like?


Punch line: Tetrafluoroethylene (C2F4, 2 C's and 4 F's).


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Joke: Why did the chemist carry solid helium everywhere he went?


Punch line: He's about as cool as they come.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldehyde!
Aldehyde who?
...
Must have been a leaving group.


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Joke: Noble gases are rude. No matter how much you interact with them you can't get a reaction.


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Joke: What did the police molecule say to the fugitive molecule?


Punch line: I've got my ion you.


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