Joke #56

Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.

Joke: Why did the atom go crazy when it lost a proton?

Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?

Joke: What did the proton say to the other proton?

Joke: What do you call a secret agent compound?

Joke: What's Batman's favorite element?