Joke: Why are protons more religious than photons?
Punch line: They have mass.
Joke: Why do white bears dissolve in water?
Punch line: They are polar bears.
Joke: Why did the kid wear swim trunks made of francium to the pool party?
Punch line: He was dressed to kill.
Joke: Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed. He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"
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Joke: What did one ion say to the other ion?
Punch line: I feel the electricity between us.
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