Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: A chemist gives a girl some carbon-14 as a present. When she asks him why he tells her "I was hoping it would help me date you."


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Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."


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Joke: Why do hamburgers have less energy than steak?


Punch line: They are in a ground state.


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Joke: Why did the atom go crazy when it lost a proton?


Punch line: It was out of its element.


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Joke: What is every pirate's favorite amino acid?


Punch line: Arrrrrrrrrginine!


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