Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: What did one dipole say to the other in passing?


Punch line: Have you got a moment?


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Joke: Why do hamburgers have less energy than steak?


Punch line: They are in a ground state.


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Joke: A bartender says "We don't allow your kind in here."

A faster-than-light neutrino walks into the bar.


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Joke: Old chemists don't die, they just slowly become inorganic chemists.


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Joke: Why is gold such a thrifty element?


Punch line: It has a lot of free electrons.


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