Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: All of these chemistry jokes are so boron! We should throw them out and barium.


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Joke: Where do dangerous chemicals go?


Punch line: The hood (fume hood).


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Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"


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Joke: Teacher: What is the formula for water?

Johnny: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: No Johnny, it's H2O.

Johnny: That's what I said.


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Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?


Punch line: It's hard to bite through lead (Pb).


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