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Joke: Teacher: What is the formula for water?Johnny: H I J K L M N O.Teacher: No Johnny, it's H2O.Johnny: That's what I said.
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Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?
Punch line: It's hard to bite through lead (Pb).
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Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig with an dolphin?
Punch line: A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and the immediate withdrawal of all of your research funding.
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Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?
Punch line: OMg!
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Joke: Where do dangerous chemicals go?
Punch line: The hood (fume hood).
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