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Joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."


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Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?


Punch line: OMg!


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Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"


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Joke: Do you know the formula for sodium hypo-bromide?


Punch line: NaHBrO!


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Joke: What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show?


Punch line: CSI.


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