Chemistry Jokes

Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"

Joke: What kind of pants do chemists wear?

Joke: What do you call a secret agent compound?

Joke: How often can you enjoy a good joke about elements?

Joke: What's Batman's favorite element?