Joke #1687

Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"

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Joke: Why are there never any problems with the decimal system?

Joke: Friend: Why did you break up with her? She was beautiful, funny, and she had a great job!
Statistician: Exactly, she was an outlier.

Joke: There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary, and those who do not.

Joke: Why did the atom go crazy when it lost a proton?