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Joke: How do you know you're driving way too fast on the road?
Punch line: The stop signs are blue!
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Joke: What compound don't you want your kid's report card to look like?
Punch line: Tetrafluoroethylene (C2F4, 2 C's and 4 F's).
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Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig with an dolphin?
Punch line: A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and the immediate withdrawal of all of your research funding.
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Joke: Where do physicists get most of their supplies?
Punch line: The ohm department.
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Joke: Why did the kid wear swim trunks made of francium to the pool party?
Punch line: He was dressed to kill.
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