Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Where do dangerous chemicals go?


Punch line: The hood (fume hood).


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Joke: Why doesn't lysine have any friends?


Punch line: He's amino acid.


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Joke: A chemist and a physicist walk into a bar. The chemist asks for some H2O. The physicist asks for some H2O too. The physicist later dies.


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Joke: A chemistry teacher told his student he had a lot of potential. Then he dropped him off of the roof.


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Joke: Why didn't Platinum fit in with Gold and Silver?


Punch line: He isn't a part of their family.


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