Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Why did sodium get sent to the principals office?


Punch line: He wasn't in the first period.


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Joke: Why were zinc and manganese dioxide arrested?


Punch line: They were charged with battery (zinc and manganese dioxide react in alkaline batteries).


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Joke: Why are chemists always on the look out for sodium chloride?


Punch line: They're scared of a salt.


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Joke: When is it not suspicious to ask "Where is the chloroform?"


Punch line: In an organic chemistry lab.


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Joke: Organic chemists study carbon compounds.
Biochemists study carbon compounds that crawl.


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