Chemistry Jokes

Joke: What is carbon-14's favorite video game?

Joke: Why are so many chemists alcoholics?

Joke: What did Argon say to Potassium after he lost his electron?

Joke: Two chemists walk into a bar and the first one says, "I'll have some H₂O."

The second says, "I'll have some water too. Why'd you say 'H₂O'? We aren't at work."

The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.
His assassination plot had failed.

Joke: Organic chemists study carbon compounds.
Biochemists study carbon compounds that crawl.