Chemistry Jokes

Joke: A kid takes a chemistry test, but in order to pass the class he has to get a perfect score on the test. He studied hard, but when he gets it back he got 1 question wrong. The question was "How many valence electrons does hydrogen have?" In a rush he answered "2".

Depressed, he walks home. But as he is walking he kicks a random lamp. He picks up the lamp and suddenly a genie flies out of it. He says "I will grant you one wish!"

The kid replies "I wish got that question right," and the universe explodes.

Joke: Are you dry ice? Because you are sublime.

Joke: Why did the chemist hit the other chemist with a periodic table before their camping trip?

Joke: What did one dipole say to the other in passing?

Joke: What is the formula for ice?