Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Why were zinc and manganese dioxide arrested?


Punch line: They were charged with battery (zinc and manganese dioxide react in alkaline batteries).


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Joke: What did one dipole say to the other in passing?


Punch line: Have you got a moment?


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Joke: Why can't a hemiacetal maintain a healthy relationship with its family?


Punch line: It is extremely unstable and always has alcohol.


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Joke: Why are chemists always on the look out for sodium chloride?


Punch line: They're scared of a salt.


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Joke: What do you call two rabbits with an oxygen atom between them?


Punch line: An ether bunny.


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