Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: A photon walks into a hotel with his bags and the bellhop asks him if he would like him to carry the bags. The photon responds, "No thanks, I pack light."


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Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?


Punch line: It's hard to bite through lead (Pb).


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Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig with an dolphin?


Punch line: A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and the immediate withdrawal of all of your research funding.


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Joke: Tell me the symbol for Nobelium!
No.
Why?
Yttrium.
Oh!
Oxygen!


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Joke: Girl, if I could rearrange the periodic table I would put uranium and iodine together.


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