Chemistry Jokes

Joke: What do you call two rabbits with an oxygen atom between them?

Joke: Are you made of selenium, xenon, and Yttrium? Because you are SeXeY.

Joke: What did one ion say to the other ion?

Joke: Noble gases are rude. No matter how much you interact with them you can't get a reaction.

Joke: What kind of pants do chemists wear?