Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.
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Joke: Why did the chemist hit the other chemist with a periodic table before their camping trip?
Punch line: To see if he could withstand the elements.
Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.
Punch line: But oxidants happen.
Joke: Why is gold such a thrifty element?
Punch line: It has a lot of free electrons.
Joke: When is it not suspicious to ask "Where is the chloroform?"
Punch line: In an organic chemistry lab.
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