Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.


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Joke: Why did the chemist hit the other chemist with a periodic table before their camping trip?


Punch line: To see if he could withstand the elements.


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Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.


Punch line: But oxidants happen.


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Joke: Why is gold such a thrifty element?


Punch line: It has a lot of free electrons.


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Joke: When is it not suspicious to ask "Where is the chloroform?"


Punch line: In an organic chemistry lab.


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