Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Why did the chemist hit the other chemist with a periodic table before their camping trip?


Punch line: To see if he could withstand the elements.


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Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.


Punch line: But oxidants happen.


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Joke: Why is gold such a thrifty element?


Punch line: It has a lot of free electrons.


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Joke: Why do hamburgers have less energy than steak?


Punch line: They are in a ground state.


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Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?


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