Funny Jokes

Joke: How do you tell a male hot dog from a female hot dog?

Joke: I remembered the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket

Joke: You're so ugly when you were born the doctor spanked yo momma!

Joke: What did Tennessee?

Joke: A man wakes up on his 33rd birthday on the 3rd day of the third month to notice the clock is stuck at 3:33. He opens up the newspaper and notices in the sports section (page 3) horse #3 in the 3rd race of the day is running 33 to 1 odds.

He takes all of his life savings ($33,333.33) out of the bank and bets it on the horse.

To his surprise, it comes in 3rd.