Funny Riddles

 

Question: What kind of tree is carried in your hand?


Question: I do not eat food. But I do enjoy a light meal everyday.

What am I?

Question: A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". But the thief manages to guess the code on his own.

How did he do it?

Question: Imagine you are swimming in the ocean and a bunch of hungry sharks surround you. How do you get out alive?

Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you answer the riddle?