These funny riddles and answers are guaranteed to make you think, and they will hopefully make you laugh as well. A good funny riddle is one that provides your brain with a logical puzzle as well as using jokes and humor to tickle your funny bone. The puzzles and brain teasers we placed in this section have been selected for their use of irony, humor, and fancy word play to add an extra dimension of funniness to the puzzle being presented. It has been cited in many studies how beneficial solving riddles and puzzles are to the brain, both young and old, and adding a dimension of humor to them is a great way to make brain excercise more pleasant.
Note that dirty riddles are held to an appropriate, kid-friendly standard here at GoodRiddlesNow.com. Here at GRN, we believe that riddles are a highly effective way to develop mental skills and understanding in young children, so we have worked hard to make our site a useful tool for school-age children. We ensure that the puzzles in this section are funny riddles for adults as well as kids, therefore, dirty riddles that would be inappropriate for children are kept off. Also not that these riddles may be easier than most, so please visit the hard riddles section for more difficult brain teasers. So, these are great funny riddles for kids and can be used in a classroom setting without worry. If you like riddles and you like jokes, take these funny joke riddle hybrids for a spin.
Question: A boy at a carnival went to a booth ran by a man who said "If I can write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agreed, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50.
How did the man win the bet?
Answer: The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you answer the riddle?
Answer: No. The answer is no, you can't answer the riddle. There is no answer to the riddle.
Question: Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?"
Little Johnny replies, "Seven!"
His teacher asks him again more slowly, "If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?"
But again Little Johnny replies, "Seven!"
Next she asks, "If I get two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would I have?"
Little Johnny replies, "Six!"
"Good Job Johnny! Now if I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?"
Johnny thinks for a second, "Seven."
But Johnny is not wrong. Why?
Answer: He already has one cat. 6 + 1 = 7.
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