# Tonia0Tonia

About: just a simple girl who loves intriguing stuff and God

### Author's Riddles

##### Riddle #3423 (medium)

Question: There was a plane crash and every single person abode it died, how many survived?

##### puzzle (medium)

Question: If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

##### Puzzle (medium)

Question: If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

##### Strategy (medium)

Question: A farmer is trying to cross a river with a bag of corn, a hen, and a fox. The farmer's boat is only big enough to take himself and one other item per trip. The hen cannot be left alone with the corn or she will eat it. Likewise the fox cannot be left with the hen, or the hen will be eaten. How does the farmer get all three items across the river?

##### puzzle (medium)

Question: What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

### Author's Jokes

##### Joke #2698

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Joke: whenever i drop my money my Cousin steals it wonder where i should hide my money

Punch line: hide them in He's books cos he never touches them

##### Joke #2697

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Joke: A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy, he thinks he’s a chicken.” The doctor says, “Why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “We would. But we need the eggs.”

##### Joke #2696

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Joke: A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says “no, let me see the next room.” In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, “I pick this room.” Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, “O.K., coffee break’s over. Everyone back on your heads .

##### Joke #2695

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Joke: Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.” “I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you

##### Joke #2694

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Joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me!” The man says: ”You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

##### Joke #2693

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Joke: A Woman was Caught in the act and in other to escape she told the man who Caught her Woman : If i die Today i die a Happy Woman Man: Then i will kill you with my bare hands