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Joke: A man walks up to another man and asks him , "Are you a lawyer?"

The other man replies, "Yes I am."

The other guy asks, "How much do you charge?"

The lawyer replies, "$500 per 4 questions."

The other guy replies, "Isn't that a little much?"

The lawyer replies, "Maybe, you have one more question."


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Joke: A blonde goes to the doctor after hurting herself. The doctor tells her, "You're going to have to take it easy at work for a couple of weeks." He then gives her a note for her employer.

When the blonde brings the note to her employer he tells her, "Okay, I guess you're going to have to have light duty for the next few weeks."

The blonde replies, "Oh no! I don't know how to change lights."


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Joke: Why is the morning of January 1st the laziest morning of the year?


Punch line: Everyone has been sleeping all year.


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Joke: What do you call a man with no shins?


Punch line: Tony.


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Joke: How is an iPad like a pirate?


Punch line: It can be fixed with an iPatch.


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