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Question: I have a foot on either side of me and one in the middle.
What am I?
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Joke: A man walks into the bank and walks up to the teller. She asks him "Can I help you sir?"
The man replies "Yeah, I want to open up a fucking bank account."
She tells him "Sir, we don't tolerate that sort of language here." She then gets the manager, who agrees that she should not put up with the man's language.
The manager approaches the man and asks "Sir, do we have an issue here?"
The man replies "No! I just want to put this motherfucking 100 million dollars I won in the goddamn lottery into a bank account."
"Oh," says the manager, "was this bitch giving you trouble, sir?"
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