Joke: Three strangers are sitting at a bar quietly. One of the men goes to the bathroom and the two remaining men start to talk "How's life?"
The other man says "Pretty good, I just got promoted and bought my girlfriend a Mercedes. How about you?"
The other man replies "No complaints. Me and my girlfriend just got a house down in California."
The third man comes back from the bathroom with a grin on his face. The other men ask him why he is so happy and he says "My girlfriend just called me and said she is taking me to California for the weekend in her new Mercedes!"
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