Question: A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why?
Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Joke: A little girl is digging a hole in her yard. Her neighbor looks over the fence and asks her what she's doing. She tells him, "I'm burying my goldfish."
The neighbor replies, "That's a mighty big hole for a little goldfish."
The little girl smiles at him and says, "Not if he's inside your cat."
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