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Joke: A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He immediately yanks the dog and starts to spin him in the air like a lasso.

The bartender freaks out, "What are you doing?!?!"

The blind man replies calmly, "Oh, just having a look around."


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Joke: Where do dangerous chemicals go?


Punch line: The hood (fume hood).


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Joke: Why was the broom late?


Punch line: It overswept!


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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, last time I saw something as ugly as her, I pinned a tail on it!


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Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked her keys inside of her motorcycle.


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