Funny Jokes

Joke: What word start with F and ends with CK?

Joke: How can you spot a tweeker at the grocery store?

Joke: A little old man told his wife, "I have to go to my doctor's appointment now. I'll see you later."

After he left, his wife sat down on the couch and watched television. A news report came on that someone was driving down the interstate highway in the wrong direction. Knowing that that was the route he would be on, she called to warn him, "Honey, there's a car going in the wrong direction!"

The husband replied, "They're all going in the wrong direction!"

Joke: Why does Earth make fun of all of the other planets?

Joke: A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn't say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.

One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.

So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says "Will you marry me?"

She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies "Come again?"