Funny Jokes

Joke: A maid knocks on her employers door. He is busy on the phone but she asks him, "Would you like some lemonade?"

The employer replies, "Give me a Minute Maid."

Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?

Joke: "Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals!"
Hitler: "Mine less then..."
Awaiting Grammar Nazi barges in!
"Mine Fewer!"
Hitler: Yes?

Joke: Why did the lemon disown his daughter?

Joke: What should you do if you don't like the way women drive?