Funny Jokes

Joke: Why did the ghost go to the bar?

Joke: Which state is the home of small carbonated refreshments?

Joke: John got his girlfriend pregnant. Ever since then he has changed drastically. He has a new address, phone number, and name.

Joke: What do you call somebody who sees an Apple store getting robbed?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the window and see!