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Question: If you are an American when you go into the bathroom and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you while you are in the bathroom?
Answer: European
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Question: A man and his son get in a car accident. The man dies and the son is brought to the ER. The doctor at the ER said, "I can't operate on him because he is my son. How Is this possible?
Answer: The doctor is his mother.
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Question: Is it legal in the state of Texas for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Answer: No. A dead man can't get married. If a man has a widow, then that means he Is dead and the widow is alive.
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Question: A hobo picks up cigarette butts from the ground and can make a cigarette with 4 butts. If he finds 16 cigarette butts, how many cigarettes can he make?
Answer: 5. He makes 4 cigarettes with the 16 butts. Then he smokes them and has 4 more butts to make another cigarette.
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Question: The lilies in a lily pond double every day. On the first day of the month there was one lily. The second day had 2. The third day 4 lilies. Then the next day 8. Then 16, 32, 64, etc. If the pond is half full on the 15th of the month, when will the pond be full?
Answer: On the 16th. Because it doubles every day.
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Question: Think of a number between 1 and 9. Multiply that number by 9. If your answer is a 2 digit number, add the digits together. Now take that number and subtract 5. Match the number you now have with the letter of the alphabet 1=a,2=b,3=c,4=d etc. Think of a country that starts with that letter. Take the last letter of that country and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of that animal and think of a color that starts with that letter.
Answer: There Is only one problem: There I no such thing as an orange kangaroo in Denmark. Solution: Any number between 1 and 9 when multiplied by 9 will give you a 9 or a 2 digit number that when added together will be 9. Subtract 5 and you get 4. The alphabet letter for 4 Is "D". Then the law of probabilities. Most people pick Denmark, kangaroo and orange.
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Question: 3 travelling salesmen got a motel room for the night. The clerk said the room is $30. So they paid $10 each. Later, the clerk realized that the room is supposed to be only $25. The clerk gave $5 to the bellhop and told him to refund it to the 3 salesmen. The bellhop decided to keep $2 and he gave $1 to each of the 3 salesmen. That means each salesman paid $9. Ok, $9x3=$27 plus the $2 that the bellhop kept equals $29. Where did the other dollar go?
Answer: The wording should be $9x3=27 plus the $3 given back to them equal $30.
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Joke: If you are an American when you go into the bathroom and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you are in the bathroom?
Punch line: European!
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Joke: A little old man told his wife, "I have to go to my doctor's appointment now. I'll see you later."
After he left, his wife sat down on the couch and watched television. A news report came on that someone was driving down the interstate highway in the wrong direction. Knowing that that was the route he would be on, she called to warn him, "Honey, there's a car going in the wrong direction!"
The husband replied, "They're all going in the wrong direction!"
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Joke: A little girl sits on Santa's lap. Santa asks her what she wants for Christmas. The little girl replied, "I want a Barbie doll and a GI Joe. Santa corrected her and said, "No, Barbie comes with Ken." The little girl said, "Barbie goes out with Ken, but she comes with GI Joe."
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Joke: One evening a man went into a bar. He was surprised to see a little man, 15 inches tall, playing a piano. So he asked the bartender, "Where did you find him?" The bartender held up a bottle and said, "If you rub the bottle, a genie will come out and grant you a wish."
So he said "Oh wow! May I try it?" The bartender replied "Sure, go ahead." As soon as the man rubbed the bottle the genie came out and said, "Your wish is my command."
The man wished for a million bucks. Immediately a million ducks appeared. The man asked, "What's wrong with this genie? I asked for a million bucks, not ducks!"
The bartender replied, "Do you really think I wished for a 15 inch pianist?"
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Joke: My grandmother told me that the way to get a husband is to either be a good cook or be good in bed... and honey, I don't cook!
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Joke: One day a wife asked her husband, "Honey, would you please mow the lawn?" Her husband responded "Who do you think I am, John Deer?"
Later the wife asked, "Would you please paint the house?" Her husband said, "Who do you think I am, Sherwin Williams?" Then he left to go fishing for the weekend.
When he got back home, he was surprised to see the lawn was mowed and the house was painted. He asked her how she got all of it done. She said, "The guy next door did it. He wanted me to either bake him a cake or give him a blow job."
So the husband asked, "What kind of cake did you bake?" She replied, "Who do you think I am, Betty Crocker?"
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