Funny Jokes

Joke: What happened to the case of the hole in the university's girl's locker room?

Joke: What's the difference between a snowman and snowwoman?

Joke: A man is sitting in his living room when his so opens the front door of their house and yells, "Dad!"

The father quickly yells to the son, "If you want to talk to me get in here!"

The son runs in with his shoes on, "Sorry, where's the hose? I stepped in some dog poo."

Joke: What does somebody who has dyslexia, insomnia, and schizophrenia think about?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman!
Doorbell repairman who?
Ding dong! My work here is done.