Funny Jokes

Joke: Two guys walk into a bar. They look to the right and see a doctor, a priest, and a Rabbi. They look ahead and see a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They look to the left and see a genie, a chicken, and a salesman.

One of the guys turns to the other, "Lets get out of here. This place is a joke."

Joke: A man brings his girlfriend into his room and tells her to sit down "There is something I have to tell you."

She replies "What is it?"

He tells her "I don't want you to be my girlfriend anymore."

She immediately jumps up and screams at him "I never want to see you again!"

The man, dumbfounded, says to himself "Well that was a waste of a $5,000 engagement ring..."

Joke: Two men lost separated from their wives at a festival and are looking for them. They decide to help each other out. One man asks the other, "So what does your wife look like?"

He pulls out a picture and replies, "She's tall, blonde, fit, huge tits, voluptuous ass, beautiful face and loves sex. How about your wife?"

The other guy grabs the photo, "Screw her, lets just find yours."

Joke: How do you kill a dumb blonde?

Joke: Have you heard about the cross-eyed teacher?