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Joke: A man brings his girlfriend into his room and tells her to sit down "There is something I have to tell you."
She replies "What is it?"
He tells her "I don't want you to be my girlfriend anymore."
She immediately jumps up and screams at him "I never want to see you again!"
The man, dumbfounded, says to himself "Well that was a waste of a $5,000 engagement ring..."
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!
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Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?
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Joke: Why didn't the baby oyster share its pearl?
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Joke: What kind of computer sings best?