Funny Jokes

Joke: Why was the ink blot sad?

Joke: How is the Pope like a Christmas tree?

Joke: How did the man get a job managing a sink hole?

Joke: What does a hippie say when you tell him to get off of your couch?

Joke: A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?"

He blurts out, "Yes!"

She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"