Funny Jokes

Joke: A doctor receives a phone call from one of his colleges, "Hey, we need a fourth for poker."

The doctor replies, "I'll be there."

His wife asks him, "Is it serious?"

He replies, "There's already three doctors there and they need me."

Joke: A lady is on a flight from India to the United States. She stands up and yells, "Is there a doctor on board?!"

A man stands up and says, "I'm a doctor, what's the problem?"

She replies, "Want to meet my daughter?"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who's Duff?
Who's duff who?
You da foo!

Joke: A guy takes his girlfriend to prom. Before prom day he had to get a tuxedo. The store had a very long line. After he got out of the store he went to a florist to get a corsage. At the shop he had to wait in an enormous line before buying the corsage.

When they arrive at prom they have to wait in an extremely long line at the door. Once in, his girlfriend gets hungry so they wait in a long buffet line. Then she gets thirsty and there is no punchline.

Joke: What shape is your hair in the morning?