Funny Jokes

Joke: How are crazy women like candles?

Joke: Why should you never marry a tennis player?

Joke: What's the best way for a massage therapist to get fired?

Joke: A man goes to a restaurant where he sees a sign on the wall that says: "If we can't fill your order, we'll give you $500."

So when the waitress comes to his table he orders, "I'll have rye toast with elephant dung."

The waitress writes down his order and calmly walks to the kitchen. About ten minutes later the manager storms out of the kitchen and lays out $500 on the man's table. Angry, the manager says, "Are you happy? This is the first time in ten years we haven't had rye bread!"

Joke: What do you do if life hands you melons?