Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, taco bell actually installed a bell to warn people when she's coming.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her eating schedule consists of: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, in betweens and out for lunch... again.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she uses hair spray on her pet rabbit.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked herself in her car and she had to call AAA to get her out.

Joke: Yo mama is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.